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You Have Been Abandoned

  • Writer: Joe Hayes
    Joe Hayes
  • Aug 18, 2021
  • 3 min read

Updated: Oct 20, 2021


Welcome to Traitor Joe's, we sell leadership at a discount. If you aren't happy with the product that's too bad, we never promised quality - just a good deal. All this comes as a new Rasmussen poll exclaims 13% of Democrats are now having buyers remorse. It's a shame, they missed the "no returns, all sales are final" tag limply hanging from the Biden Harris ticket.


A vote for Joe is a vote for Ray ban aviators, chocolate chocolate chip ice cream cones, and normalcy. Joe has five decades in office, he knows the way of the road, he will save America - he's a white knight in shining armor. Except in only seven short months Joe has broken his sunglasses, let his ice cream melt, and opened the gates of hell - was it intentional? Or is Joe just that incompetent? History will have a hard time deciding. Regardless, both determinations are sad.


Joe Biden wasn't the only product the Democratic Party had for sale on the shelves of Traitor Joes. Your local liquor store likely has wine for sale that only gets better with age. The wine at Traitor Joes is quite the opposite. Their finest offering being a frail bottle of Nancy Pelosi - made up of grimy dentures, botox, and a secret ingredient that will make you believe the most absurd things possible. If that doesn't fit you, you can purchase "The Squad," a variety pack of snacks that will infect your mind - take it from me, you're better off eating aged dog food from a trash can.


I should mention at Traitor Joes everything is free. No checkout line, the door is as open as the souther border. However, if you need to speak to management it will cost you a couple million (billion if your international).


All jokes aside, what is going on matters - lives are at stake, and Joe Biden and Kamela Harris have disappeared. Neither taking questions in the last week as the Afghanistan crisis exponentially compounds each day. The message could not be more clear, you have been abandoned. From working class neighborhoods, to classrooms across the country, and the blood stained sand of Afghanistan - the elites have used Joe Biden as an errand boy to convey their lack of compassion for you. Joe's name is on the front of the store, but it's the Democrat and Republican establishment alike running the shop.


In the movie X-Men: Days of Future Past there is a scene very applicable to where we are now. I will link the scene at the end of the article, but below is the transcript:


Young Charles: You abandoned me! You took her away and you abandoned me!


Young Erik: Angel. Azazel. Emma. Banshee. Mutant brothers and sisters, all dead! Countless others experimented on, butchered!


Hank: Erik!


Young Erik: Where were you, Charles?! We were supposed to protect them! Where were you when your own people needed you?! Hiding! You and Hank! Pretending to be something you're not! You abandoned us all!


Hank: ERIK!


Young Erik: You abandoned us ALL!


Joe, Kamela, Nancy, Kevin McCarthy, Chuck Schumer, Mitch McConnell, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and the gang - they all abandoned you. They all think of themselves as supreme leaders, better than the rest of the country. Shut up and put your mask back on, don't question their power. Stay at home, but turn the other cheek and don't criticize them as they party at Obama's multi-million dollar compound. You lost your job? Too bad, Obama's sixtieth birthday party takes precedence.


The moral yard sale is not just happening in America - listen to the video below of the current Chief of Staff for the Defense Department of the United Kingdom below say the Taliban are not the enemy, want an inclusive nation for all, and live by honor as they hate corruption.



Donald Trump disagreed with them, and they banned him off of all social media. You know who's still on Twitter though? The Taliban. If Donald Trump was the fascist they make him out to be, why are all his children and wife still on social media? Wouldn't you want to remove their platform too? We have reached a point of utter chaos. People's lives all getting caught in the cross hairs of a gross political game being played by the establishment order.


Your small business is closed, you've lost your job, you're struggling to make ends meet - but Traitor Joe's is having record sales and profits. Remember that.


 
 
 

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