Genuine Fun
- Joe Hayes
- Dec 9, 2020
- 2 min read
Updated: Jan 21, 2021
I am convinced a massive chunk of the population has never had fun. I mean it - I think genuine fun and happiness has been lost on some. Let's use Cynthia Johnson, a Michigan State Representative, as an example. Today she delivered some smug remarks:
So this is just a warning to you Trumpers. Be careful, walk lightly, we ain’t playing with you. Enough of the shenanigans. Enough is enough. And for those of you who are soldiers, you know how to do it. Do it right, be in order, make them pay...
Wow!
Unfortunately for Cynthia, Los Angelas (LA) recently banned unnecessary walking, so it will be hard for Trump supporters to "walk lightly" in that neck of the woods since they are prohibited from nice evening strolls. This women is just a roaming assemblage of hate. I imagine she wakes up in the morning fumigating at the mouth over republicans, she pours her morning coffee as she hates republicans, she commutes to work hating republicans, and eventually goes to bed - you guessed it! - hating republicans. What a way to live. How about that last part, "And for those of you who are soldiers, you know how to do it. Do it right, be in order, make them pay..." What is she even trying to say? Be in order? At least leadership removed her from her committee assignments while they explore further disciplinary options.
Luckily for Cynthia, I have a PHD in the study of fun and I am diagnosing her with Trump Derangement Syndrome. We also happened to discover many versions of a vaccine over the centuries, but I am going to prescribe her with a more recent variant created in 1982 - a bud light.
Have you seen the teacher in Oregon? I really can't do the video justice, so I'll attach it below. Essentially, she yelled some expletives at protestors and told them to kill themselves. Thankfully, she is on paid leave right now pending the outcome of an investigation. For a case of her severity I think I need to prescribe something a little stronger - tequila and a month long bender.
What is wrong with these people? I am convinced many of them have shut down the bars because nobody wants to go with them, which leads me to my proposition. When this pandemic is over and we are returned our liberties, every round is on me. We'll crack open some cold ones and have some genuine fun.
Cynthia Johnson Video:
Teacher in Oregon:
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